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General FAQs

How do I get my products in your store?  Thank you so much for loving us enough that you'd like to join our magical team of makers!  As of Fall 2021, we are not accepting any new makers that are not currently on Faire/Abound/Bulletin Wholesale websites.  This helps us as a tiny store manage our cash flow.  We have a handful of BIPOC makers that we are reserving our "pay upfront" buying budget for, thank you for understanding.  Here's what we're looking for:  1) We require all our makers to be doing active anti-racism work.  2)  We only carry vegan, gluten-free, & ethically sourced/made items & we have a preference towards plastic & palm oil free items.  Still here?  Not scared off?  Email us at & we'll get back to you if we're interested.

May I pop up in your store?  Maybe, we require makers who are popping up to be doing active anti-racism work.  If you're doing the work, please email us at

Are you hiring?  Thank you so much for loving us enough to want to work with us!  We are a teeny-tiny company that doesn't have the budget for payroll yet.  No really, we've both been working for free this whole time.  We have two 1099 employees starting for our holiday season in 2021, but once we restructure &  have the payroll, we'll post job openings online.  As of Fall 2021, all employees make $15/hr & receive a 20% employee discount, but we cannot currently support full-time hours or afford healthcare for our team.

How zero waste are you?  The store hardly makes any trash & we are committed to decreasing the store's trash output as we have the budget to.  Currently the store's trash consists mainly of label backings & tape we've peeled off of boxes that we've received.

But how zero waste are you?  As a couple, we are currently making more trash than usual due to statewide Covid-19 regulations that limit reusables, access to bulk bins, and dine-in orders.  Since we're extremely low on time and lacking access to a conventional kitchen at home, we rely heavily on dining out.  When we had more time and a kitchen in 2016-2017, we made less than one grocery bag of trash every three months between us and our cat.

Are you really witches?  Yes, Brianna is a witch & Michael prefers the term brujo.

Are you a coven?  We use #coyotecoven on social media to refer to our customer base collectively, but we are not technically a coven.  We are hoping to relaunch our Monthly Dark Moon Circles once the pandemic has passed.  Classes will relaunch in January 2022.

What's in Suite #15 & the back room that says "House Witches Only Please?"  That's our office, our break room, our production room, our storage room, where Björn hangs out, and our online inventory.